hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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