Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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