i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
this will be a night to untag.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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