Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Randomize
