Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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