Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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