so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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