He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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