i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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