No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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