well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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