She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think people are normalizing furries
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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