i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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