I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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