don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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