ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
I could make wine with my vomit
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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