you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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