just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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