I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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