ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
No subtext here. People are naked.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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