He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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