she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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