And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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