Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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