I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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My dick has a subreddit
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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