someone threw a dead crab at me
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
she looked like the before picture.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
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