she was so not down for the gang bang
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
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He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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