also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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