He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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