And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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