I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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