So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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