69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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