clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I will be naked everywhere
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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