Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i will never coherently bang her
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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