also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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