This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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