i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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