Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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