turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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