Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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