In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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