have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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