But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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