sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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