we're chasing vodka with high fives
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
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The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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