oh god the rape fog is back!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
