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A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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