When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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