I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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