I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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