I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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