I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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